function get_random(maxNum)
{
 var ranNum= Math.floor(Math.random()*(maxNum));
 return ranNum;
}

function getaQuote()
{
  if (document.getElementById && document.createTextNode) 
  {
	  
     var quote=new Array()
       quote[0]="Starting right meow?";
       quote[1]="It\'s got electrolytes.";
       quote[2]="Just wanted to let you know- we\'re all counting on you.";   
       quote[3]="What\'s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?";
       quote[4]="Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.";
       quote[5]="You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.";
       quote[6]="Inconceivable!";
       quote[7]="Nooooooooooooooo!";
       quote[8]="Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.";
       quote[9]="Gosh!";
    
	 var whichQuote=get_random(quote.length);
	 
	var thequote = document.getElementById("my_quote");
    thequote.innerHTML = quote[whichQuote];
  }
} 

getaQuote();