function get_quote()
{
  var quote=new Array()
     quote[0]="You clicked that button, didn\'t you?";
     quote[1]="These aren\'t the \'droids you\'re looking for.";
     quote[2]="No soup for you!";   
     quote[3]="D\'oh!";
     quote[4]="If you click that button one more time, you\'ll get another quote.";
     quote[5]="It\'s all about the Pentiums!";
     quote[6]="This is fun, but don\'t quote me on that. D\'oh!";
     quote[7]="More than meets the eye!";
     quote[8]="Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You\'re my only hope.";
     quote[9]="I lost on Jeopardy!";
  var ran_num= Math.floor(Math.random()*(quote.length));
  window.alert(quote[ran_num]);
  return false;
}